Now whos' next?

With Osama is now dead, who could be the next person disturbing the peace? You might probably say the whole al-Qaeda but what really rockin' KL now is the anonymous acid splasher. It's been going since last year and suprisingly the police still haven't got their hands on this acid splasher. Hmm...probably they're busy with some video issues (I need not fill you in for that).


I'm working in shifts and there are times that I need to work during graveyard shifts. I tell you, graveyard shift is fun. I'm sure you can't really put up with that but do you realize that when there are no people, meaning there will be no problem? It's pure heaven. But now with this acid guy running loose my journey to my office start to become sort of a challenge.

I know that only girls and ladies should be aware, but I don't know if the splasher might change his splashing policy (I'm damn sure he has some) and start looking for male victim. But in order to understand this human, we should list down his possible motive. Urm, these are mine:

a) He got wayyy too much acid supply and wants to get rid of them...on humans.

b) He wanted to test whether his acid supply works. Imagine this:

KUALA LUMPUR: The acid splasher strikes again this morning on his (insert numbering here) victim. The victim was walking toward her car and splashed with corrosive liquid.

The splasher: Oh, my acid works! Thank goodness. Now next bottle to try...

c) He's tired with news on the TV and newspaper. He wanted to be the headline rather than some hotel-made pornographic materials.

d) He watched SAW VI and wanted to try also. Maybe later he will use a reverse bear trap on some drug addict and caught a few Alongs to test how much limbs they willing to give (please watch SAW I and VI if you have no idea what I'm talking about).

Pretty good huh? Well, he probably reading my blog now and I bet he's nodding in agreement. I'm not a psycho per se but this is the world. People are their worst enemy. I can't see splashing acid to strangers is fun but I think it is fun when you can do it and get away with it.

My advice to this guy, dude, what the hell are you doing? There are a lot of problem in this world already, why the hell you become one of it? I think our PM should contact President Obama on how they located Osama like last time. Oh, it might take a decade to find this splasher and they might found some porns in his compound. Hey, if Osama accused of watching porn this guy probably heading the same way. And guess what, maybe some hotel-made porn are there too. So who recorded/upload the video is no longer a mystery.

Two birds with one stone. THAT'S EXCELLENT!!