Mohon maaf...

Aku mohon maaf sebab manalah tau post aku ni menghentam sesiapa. Tapi memang aku nak komplen tentang beberapa isu:

a) Tukang bawak teksi kat KL ni memang takde adab ye? Main tuka lorong takde pulak nak bagi signal kiri kanan. Pastu nak bawak laju manjang macam nak kejar bola dari masuk gol sendiri. Tau la korang tau jalan satu KL ni, tak bermakna signal korang tu dah takde makna kat manusia lain. Kalu aku eksiden dek korang gila makan jalan tau la nasib korang. Warning!!

b) Aku ni selalu sesat. Minggu lepas pegi interview terjah Google Map jap nak tengok jalan mane aku patot amik. Tapi arahan dier amatla sengal. Orang panggil New Klang Village Expressway a.k.a NKVE tapi dier tulih Melayu plak jadi aku konfius. Arahan dalam English tapi part tu dia tulih Melayu pehal? Jenuh aku mencari Lebuhraya Baru Lembah Klang...tulih NKVE suda...

c) Line Celcom wat sial plak 2-3 ari ni. Nak call takleh, nak pakai 3G wat tenet pun takleh. Hadui, dah naik gila aku tak tau apa nak dibikin. Nak cek Facebook pun pakai henpon apa barang? Kecik adoyai...sakit mato den...haa dah cakap Negori nih, memang sah nak gila...

d) Interview dah pegi, bile diorang nak call amik aku keje? Tak tertahan aku menunggu ni...

Tu je aku nak komplen, ko ape citer plak Bedah?? Cepat aku nak denga pulak...

I don't watch news...what happened darl?

Wow, churches being attacked. If people involved there will be real-life MMOPRG. Half-Life in real life!!! Awesome. Nevertheless, I don't think it's necessary to fill anything for you. The single word can cause chaos in the entire nation. Bizarre. You wanna know what I think about all these silly incidents? Hear this...

Maybe 13th May 1969 will happen again. Who knows, with this kind of tension and so many extremists running around somebody might end up dead. But it is such irony when we are heading towards 2020, the year deemed to be advanced by Tun Dr. Mahathir. We are going backwards everyone. Violence seems to be the only way to solve problems. But hey everybody doing it. George W. Bush said so. Osama said so. It's a fashion really. In vogue, gracefully.

But being vogue doesn't mean you have to be stupid all the way. Only idiots would commit such barbarian acts. Those churches did not publish the newspaper contains that word. None of the priests nor follower published it. Why should they pay the high price? But still, words can be a deadly weapon or a powerful peace baton. Why don't we educated Muslims do the latter?

This is a disease that we have to cure, pronto. Taking it too much and put rational aside can destroy this nation. Brain supposed to be working to solve this issue. But looks like it's on the OFF mode for now. But wait...perhaps it's never gonna turn back on. Remember Beyoncé concert? Never happened...

For uneducated Muslims, please go educate yourself on how to stand up for our religion. Perhaps you never understood any of the content of our Holy al-Quran. You giving us a bad name over here. Other religion will think Islam is violence and overly sensitive. Don't you think it will cause long-term problems? Oh wait, you can't really think, can you?

This can be solved with discussion and understanding. If the court decide it's legal, then try other approach. Mind that the Arabic word is commonly used by Christians to describe God in such countries as Egypt, Syria and Indonesia, the world's largest Muslim nation. So if they can tolerate, why can't us? I must say I'm not agree with the word can be used freely but still if others can settle everything without violence involved then why must we?

This is why I hate watching news or reading newspapers. It makes me sick and worried about our very small nation. I think I should worry about my myself. Let them settle it.

Politicians that is...where art thou? It's your job bebeh!!!!

John Lennon said to me, it's cleanup time...

Rihanna told me to take a gun, put it on my head and pull the trigger. Life is like Russian Roulette. But then it's such a relief at first when I realized I'm no longer a slave to my 9-to-5 job. But after awhile, it's getting more depressing when December is ending. 2009, what have I achieved?

Of course, Oasis said Don't Look Back In Anger. I never get angry with my past decisions. It's just the wishing that I have right now. Yes, I wish I can turn back time and commit the opposite but I can't. The future is what I can change but I think I'm on the right path to achieve the life I wanted. I'm afraid I tell you. In three weeks I'm gonna try to migrate to KL and find a job there, if everything goes ahead as planned. I cannot tell you what am I gonna do if I failed again. For me life is only once, and we should make it as perfect as possible. So far 2009 didn't do me much good. So my only resolution in 2010 is to start my career. That's all. I'm not gonna listed what I'm gonna achieved in 2010. No pressure should be put on my shoulder when there should be only one thing that I should accomplished...

John Lennon said (Just Like) Starting Over. It is for me. A fresh start and I certainly don't wanna look back and grief. We should be strong and never quits easily. When you quit, you letting go a chance in your life. Sometime that chance might never come back. I experienced it several times. Chances I wish I didn't let go but now it's never gonna come back. So now, any chances that come my way I will embrace it with grace and of course thorough thinking is needed when I'm ready to let go...

The Beatles recorded With A Little Help From My Friends. Friends is definitely one key components in my life. Where would I be without them? Have you ever think how you would be alive without them by your side? I can't. Looking back, my friends are the best. They with me when I need them. How could I pay back all of you?...

Cheryl Cole said those 3 Words save her life. When can I say the same? In fact I'm quite embarrassed when one of my childhood friends asking me who is my current girlfriend. It was easy to find the answer for that question but it was a lie. It's not I cannot find someone. It's not I don't have time. It's only myself. I'm still not ready with this kind of commitment. Perhaps after my career is alive and kicking, those 3 words will save my life too...

Britney told me that Someday (I Will Understand). Circumstances in my life consumes much time to either erase them or getting over with. For some of you moving on is easy as ABC, like what The Jackson 5 sang. It was like ABC for me, but with continuation until XYZ. So much time and energy needed to move on. Until that day arrives, perhaps I will understand...

Bob Dylan sang that The Times They Are A-Changing. Things no longer like I've imagined it would be. They are changing. What we should do when they become something you no longer want it to be? It's adapt or die...

Ini biasa...

Aku kembali menganggur. Ape jadi? Aku dah gaduh ngan bos aku la. Sebenarnya dari hari pertama aku keja dah aku tak tahan ngan perangai dia ni. Hipokrit la aku kalu aku angguk je tiap kali mamat tu menyalahkan aku atas menda-menda yang kecik. Aku memang selalu cakap depan-depan dan teramat la jarang aku senbunyikan apa yang aku rasa. Tapi untuk masa depan aku terpaksa diam dan angguk je kalu kena marah walaupun aku tak tau. Hari Khamis lepas aku dah tak tahan. Terus-terang je aku cakap ngan dier, pastu angkat beg dan blah. Tapi kira aku keje la aritu sebab aku blah pun dah pukul 5 lebih.

Setiap orang ada had. Untuk semua benda. Jadi tahap sabar aku dah sampai. Bole kira lama jugakla aku tahan. Dekat 2 bulan. Haha, mungkin korang rasa pendek je masa tu tapi hanya Allah je tau seksa keja ni. Lagi satu sebab aku tahan kerana aku nak buktikan yang orang Melayu bole keje kat tahap tinggi. Kat ofis tu berapa ekor la sangat Melayu, apatah lagi carta organisasi. Melayu bole kata ramai keja kuli je. Jadi aku rasa aku adalah salah sorang wakil orang Melayu kat ofis tu.

Tapi apakan daya, aku memang tak bahagia keja kat situ. Semuanya sebab ex-boss aku la. Kerana dia sorang aku kene berenti. Berbaloi ke? Mestila, sebab dengan dia la aku nak mengadap tiap-tiap hari. Aku memang cemburu tengok orang lain seronok keja. Aku ni tak abis-abis kene bambu. Naik tensen la kalu hari-hari kena.

Aku tau susah cari keje sekarang ni tapi nak wat cemane, dari kene marah selalu baik aku cari keje lain. Aku tak kisah ape orang nak cakap, sebab diorang tak rasa. Nak cakap aku bodo berenti ke, tak bersyukur ke lantak hangpa la. Ingat aku kisah?? Hahaha...buat masa sekarang ni kene lagi praktis interview depan cermin. Korang yang tak lagi bekerja, enjoy la hidup korang.

Buat sementara ni, aku pun enjoy la.

Is it the story, or sex?

A year ago I watched a movie called Twilight. Groundbreaking? No. Captivating? No. Killer storyline? Little. I remember I wasn't mesmerized in that 90 minutes. I was busy looking at girls drooling over Edward Cullen. I watched a lot of movies and that movie by far never would have succeeded. But it was everywhere. Can I watch E! without them mentioning it? Can I go to the bookstores without seeing their cut-outs? It's a clean no.

New Moon gonna come out in a few days and I dunno if I actually excited over it. Call me hypocrite, but the reason why I'm mentioning it in the past posts is because it's a pop culture phenomenon, and I want all of you to experience it. So maybe 15 or 20 years from now yours and my kids will asking question about how big Twilight and we can answer to them, specifically. It's like when I was asking my dad how big was the movie Grease in the 70's. I was reading the third book, Eclipse and half way through it was the same story all over again. It's Bella as the center of attention, again. I ended up didn't buy the book (I got it first as e-book). So why Twilight franchise is so successful?

It was sex all along. Or lust that is. The market for the books is teenage girls. So perfect leading man is needed. In the book Edward portrayed as the perfect guy ever. In the movie Robert Pattison filled that role. Not kinda Edward in my mind, but he's close enough to make horny girls screaming like they were competing in MTV Scream Queen reality show. So the same formula with New Moon film? You betcha.

This time Edward is no longer hot (or ironically ice cold) so Jacob is the new Edward. This time not only the leading man got the looks, but killer bods as well. Perfect combo. And again teenage girls have someone to fill their hearts until the next movie come out. I saw the trailer and I bet it will be like the original movie. Modified, shortened and lame acting. But that didn't stop anything related to Twilight hit #1 in every charts (the soundtrack managed to hit #1 in US).

So people what are you paying for? A quality movie or just to fill your lust? Either way is fine with me, at least know what you are paying for. So don't complain when your boyfriend angry with you drooling all over the Quiletes pack.

Six packs to be exact.

Yea, can't wait...

PARENTAL ADVISORY: THIS POST CONTAINS SARCASM TO CAR OWNERS/USERS AND KL CITIZENS. READING THIS POST WILL MAKE YOU IRRITATE AND WILL MAKE YOU BANGING YOUR TABLE WITH YOUR FISTS.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

For those who taking public transport, this post means nothing to you. As for car users, this post probably means something to you. But for motorists, this post gonna make you nodding to (almost) every sentences I'm about to write (or type).

I spent little time of my life driving. I got driving license, but the car is what I lacked. Mostly what I see is that driving is for the spoiled or rich fellas. They need to have roof over their head eventhough it's outside and pure air-con is the only way to make them feel alive. Haih, for me I will only drive if my dad rembat my motobike when I'm asleep or raining.

No, this post is not about why I hate driving. It's the road that makes me wanna express my feelings. I live in KL for 3 months and only God knows how pissed I am for the awful road condition there. I lived in Sentul area and it was like lots of asteroid landed of the roads. Going through that road everyday made me thinking about Armageddon, Deep Impact etc. It's mostly jammed everywhere and everytime plus with the patchy road conditions it's like icing on the cake. On the opposite side that is. Dooms day probably come early. When I returned home to Penang, it's still happening. It's everywhere.

Car users probably don't feel the deep and nasty holes too much, since four-wheeled absorb impact better than two-wheeled vehicle. Argh, I can declare that this country have the most terrible road condition ever. When the road will appear like they just been dropped from heaven? Election day.

Yes, that time politicians will appear out of nowhere and talking like they are gods. I'm good, the best, people first and all those bullshit keeps on coming. Well during this time they don't just talk, but walk the walk. Roads are all modified and we can finally see development. But after that, people have to wait 5 years until the next repair. How hypocrite.

My frens, you guys mostly have the most experience when applying for student loans. You need authentication for all your certificates etc and you have been turned down. How suck was that? My dad had been there. He came home in anger and furiously cursing that particular guy. Haha, and I heard most stories from you guys too. The conclusion, this is Malaysia. Hypocrites and money make this country go round.

I can't wait for election day. No that I'm gonna vote, it's just when I laugh to the politicians when they talking like crazy, the development finally moving and I can ignored the news on TV. Who rule the nation? What's the difference? They are all the same. Blabbering idiots with cash signs written on their forehead.

It's cold....

Today,
I feel the rain,
It's cold,
As ice,
Is my life cold as rain?

Today,
I feel the anger,
It's hot,
As fire,
Is my passion hot as fire?

Today,
I feel the frustration,
It's dark,
As Twilight: New Moon novel,
Is my path dark as New Moon novel?

Erm...wait til the movie is out! Haha!!