Keta Malaysia jugak cambest....

Aku terus-terang memang tak pandai bawak keta. Aku memang minat keta tapi nak menbawaknya menbuatkan aku pikir panjang sampai aku sendiri give up. Aku sememangnya tak berani nak bawak keta lagi-lagi ada manusia lain yang mempertaruhkan nyawa diorang ngan aku...haha. Lagi satu time drive bapak aku mesti jadi macam coach bolasepak, tak abis-abis komen pastu mengejut bagi arahan. Signal tak bagi la, tak tengok rear view mirror la, last-last aku sendiri naik fed-up. Senang aku naik moto ja, takde orang nak terpekik kat aku.

So bile dah keje nih aku ade la gak pikir nak pakai keta satu hari nanti. Yela, keta tu adalah satu simbol idop ko stabil. Cemane nak ngorat gadis kalu naik moto jek? Haha, gadis mestila nak laki yang stabil idopnye betul? Haa, angguk ye. Tapi nak beli keta ape? Pakcik aku penah cakap, bile ko da ade duit beli keta luar negara macam Toyota ke, Honda ke. Memang aku anggap tu macam cabaran sebab cuma ade 2 orang je pakai keta selain keta Malaysia, pakcik aku lagi satu ngan sepupu aku, Vios ngan Sentra. So target aku nak beli Kia Forte. Keta tu memang lawa. Tapi kan...

Kau ade denga tak Toyota panggil balik hampir 10 juta keta dier sebab macam-macam masalah. Salah satu prob dier pedal minyak bole tersekat kat karpet jadi keta kau tak bole la nak benti, terus je sampai ko langgar pokok atau menda-menda depan kau. Memang thrill kalu aku dapat keta camtu. Cukup time ko jadi serial killer. Gerun? Kau main Grand Theft Auto takde takut pulak ye?

Pastu tadi aku terbaca lagi General Motors (GM) panggey balik 1.3 juta keta sebab steering problem. Cukup 15k batu ko berjalan, steering jadi susah nak kawal, lagi bila bawak slow. Dah lagi satu masalah. Lagi Toyota pun tarik balik keta sebab salur minyak bocor. Aduii...

Ko penah denga kan Proton pun ade gak masalah camni, tapi satu model jela...Gen 2. Tak sampai sebulan ko pakai, dah tercabut itu ini. Tapi tu dulu la, skang takde dah tak salah aku. Jadi, keta luar ni best sangat ke? Ikutkan cuma Toyota jek yang ade masalah major sampai 10 juta keta. Lain-lain tu skit je. Dan sekarang ni aku sedar yang keta Malaysia gak yang best. Murah, pastu takde masalah sangat. Kalu ade keta Toyota skang ni, aku pegi trade in keta Saga SE jek...haha...berangan kau neh...

Ari ni Selasa kan? Esok Rabu...betul la tu...

Buat malu kaum Hawa jek...

Baru tadi bestfren aku call sebab ada betina try nak rosakkan hubungan dier ngan boipren dier. Adoila, nape ye betina dalam donia ni tak bole nak cari jantan lain? Tau la dah nak kiamat (pikirkan yob!!) tapi kan ade ramai lagi laki dalam donia ni. Bukan sume dah pupus. Ni tak, dok wat gatai faraj (bahasa sopan) kat laki yang dah berpunya. Aku ni laki, mestila kalu ade pompuan lain mau kat aku semestinya aku akan rasa sempoi sebab menjadi rebutan. Tapi ikutkan la, ape nak jadi cinta hati aku tu? Memang aku akan tinggalkan terus pompuan gatai tu. Takde nilai pun. Sampah pun lagi baik dari kau, at least dier tak kacau rumahtangga orang.

Tahun lepas aku ade gak experience sorang betina gatai gila lagi desperate nak kat aku. Tapi agak-agakla la wei, jumpa tak penah, pastu gamba haram tak penah bagi. Ingat aku ni bole ke kapel buta camtu? Last-last jumpa gak profile dier kat Frenster. Patutla pemalu, badan macam tong dram, pastu perangai macam setan. Dah aku tak mau kat dia pi kaco pulak boyfren kawan aku. Yang si jantan ni pulak gatai jugak, pi layan si tong dram ni. Kalu gaduh kena tindih trus leper aku cakap. Haha.

Aku ade terjumpa blog betina ni kat Internet. Orang dah tuka pi Blogspot dia pun sebok nak ikut. Post terbaru dier cakap camni...ehem...quote...


(Mood~menyampah sangat dengan perempuan-perempuan murahan yang maki hamun bila kita call boyfriend mereka.)

Apa bodo sangat badak ooi? Dah hang pi kacau boyfren orang sapa soh?? Ingat girlfren depa tu tunggul kayu nak biar steamroll macam hang amik boyfren depa?? Hang tu yang murahan, gedik kat laki orang. Tak sedar diri...pastu ending blog dier...

So, kalau kamu rasa boyfriend kamu tu memang BAIK, sila fikirkan semula.


p/s: sejak bila I pandai buat double meaning ni? Wah! Bangga ^___^

Bangga ye dapat rosakkan relationship orang lain? Syabas, Akhirat kelak sila ingat ye nama pompuan-pompuan yang hang dah rosakkan rumahtangga depa. Di Padang Mashyar yang luas tu nanti hang kena mintak ampun ngan depa. Kalu dah kemaruk nak berlaki pegi la Lorong Haji Taib hulur faraj kau. Bagi diorang terjah. Dah kembung perut cari memana pak turut, jadi laki hang. Pastu bolela kau menarik nafas lega, satu tugas dah lepas. Next!!

Ape ek, oh nak dapat MyVi SE ye...ape susah pak turut ade kan....

I'm tired...shouldn't you?

When American Idol debuted in 2002, no one in Asia have any idea what it was. In fact, the idea was from Pop Idol, which started the Idol craze worldwide. I was the listener of UK Top 40 chart aired on hitz.fm every Saturday from 6pm to 10pm so I was aware of the Pop Idol when Will Young announced the winner of the series. Me too had no idea about the show except who won it. When Kelly Clarkson debuted her single it was hard to market her without mentioning "American Idol winner".

After it conquered the world and becomes the pop culture phenomenon. For me just after 3-4 years watching it, it was getting lamer each year. I was asking myself, this is just a shortcut way to be famous. When a lot of talents pops at the same time, it's overwhelming. Plus, their music doesn't really fresh or great. Take Kris Allen for instance, he decided to cover The Script's Live Like We're Dying. The song never really convinced me he is the winner of AI. What about Taylor Hicks? Dropped by his label when his album never really took off. When season 9 debuted on TV weeks ago, still a lot of talents wanna make it big with this shortcut. I am a music fan and know that AI or any talent shows these days is not really a golden ticket to success.

Not just in US, but here in Malaysia as well winning talent show or be in a talent show does not really put you in the entertainment map. It's bullshit. Take Mawi for instance. When his life went public, I can see his face annoyed when been bombarded with questions. Then, where is he? I dunno. Then there's Daniel, won the Malaysian Idol and gone like the wind. But come to think of it, Mr. Simon Cowell is the one who's smiling when ratings go up every year. You see,

Ratings = millions of moolah.

But people still go crazy over those talent shows. Why? You never really support them right? I had an argument with my friends when I said that they never really support the artist they like, especially local acts. They never bought their albums, never attended their gigs and just by downloading songs FREE of the Net, it is considered support to them. Hell no. I know that I don't listen to Malay songs, but at least I don't download their songs off the Internet. For me if they are good, I will support them in proper way. Not just by mouth, but with action as well. Buy their CDs, attending gigs etc.

So the conclusion is, I am tired with all those shows. The talents on the show is just wasted overnight because when the new season coming, we can' even remember the last season winner, save the contestants. And if you love the music that the artists make, please support them in a good way. In a way that they can benefit from. I stopped watching Idol 4 years ago, just the audition shows amuses me, everytime.

That's talent. Stupid talent that is...

I never know how it feels like...

I have lost my stuff in the past. Keys, money, you name it. In fact my rims been stolen 2 weeks ago, and it doesn't feel good. The first thing that pop-up in my head was "Why me?". It was hard to believe because hours before it was there. Then boom! it's gone. I am sucker in letting things go. Never my best forte. First when losing stuff, I will mad at myself. Then I'll mad at the person who took it away. Lastly I try to move on with those two things still clinging in my head. Hard it is.

When I heard that one of my childhood friends lost her mother recently, I was speechless. I can't really imagine what will happen to me if that occurred to myself. Look everyone, we can only have one mum (biological mum that is) in a lifetime. And still they can be gone the next day.

I was mad at my mum when I was young. I am a kid and never really listen to what they would say. I was rebellious. When I want certain things and she said no, I will throw tantrums. Once I even think about running away from home because I think when they say no to me meaning that they never really love me. I think they would say yes if they love me, everytime. But when I am old enough to understand, I feel sorry for my parents. My attitude wasn't really helping. I truly understand when I looked at my birth certificate says that my father worked as a fisherman. How much a fisherman make these days? Not much. So when I look at my younger brothers, I say "how lucky they are" because they didn't experience life like I did. They can have whatever they want without even trying. My mum just spent nearly 2k to get my brother a laptop. When I was in college, I have to use a 5 year old desktop. How unfair.

But now my parents especially my mum is definitely precious. I am living in KL now and even though they are miles away, I call them everyday. I call them just to remind them they still have a son who lives far away and still they are locked deep in his heart.

To Fauziah a.k.a Ojah, my cousin and also my childhood friend, I feel sorry for your lost. Just remember she has gone to a better place and live must go on. Never ever feel alone because your family and friends are with you along the way. Be strong. She is looking at you from above, smiling that her daughter is able to continue this life without her.

I never know how hard is it for you to swallow it but we all will experience the same thing....losing our love one...

Sori dik...hari ni Sabtu, tak gheti-gheti lagi?

Kalu aku kat Penang hari Isnin adalah hari untuk dok umah. Awat? Dah hari tu la banyak kedai kat Penang tak kasi beg plastik kalu kau beli barang sebab "No Plastic Bag" setiap Isnin. Penah sekali tu aku beli toiletries berlambak pastu pas baya akak tu selamba tolak sume barang-barang tu kat aku. Kutip la engkau satu-satu. Abisla satu Gurney Plaza nampak kau beli shampuu Rejoice, pewangi ketiak etc. Segan ya amat.

Kalu kat Selangor ni pulak hari dier ari Sabtu. Memang hari tu ramai la yang klua shopping complex angkut barang masing-masing macam baru je rompak kedai. Kalu IKEA lagi ganaz, haram tak bagi plastik dah tak kire la hari ape pun kau beli barang. Memang sah kau kene angkut lampu/tong sampah/hanger etc pakai bare hands jek.

OKla, memang aku faham sangat nape diorang ni kedekut nak mampos untuk kasi satu beg plastik pun. Beg plastik ni susah nak kene lupus. Satu je beg plastik amik masa 100 tahun untuk lupus. Kau pun belum tentu hidup sampai 100 tahun kan? Tapi la kan, ade satu mende aku nak share ngan korang.

Macam biasala, klik gamba sebelah kiri ni. Tengok bebetul. Ni resit satu hyperstore i.e besaaaa punyeee!!! kat Selangor ni. (Note: Name of the store has been erased to avoid any lawsuit against me, I got no lawyer y'all). Korang bole nampak yang aku beli satu barang je tapi resit kasi aku sampai 8 inci. Ni memang resit paling panjang aku penah dapat untuk 1 barang. Kedai buku B****** pemenang kedua bagi resit panjang giler. Aku pegi beli barang hari Sabtu jadi memang sah la takde plastik tapi nape resit dier panjang berjela? Aku bace resit tu memang penuh ngan info yang tak perlu macam Harge kami bla bla harga pesaing bla bla...tu je dah amik dekat 2 inci. Cakap nak save environment, tapi gune ketas macam nak rak. Tak ke korang rasa hypermarket ni tetap membazir sumber alam? Apedaaa...

Aku penah tengok kat Midvalley (yes y'all, kedai ni ade gak kat Midvalley...hint2) orang shopping barang groceries macam esok nak kiamat jadi korang bole la agak kan bape panjang resit dier dapat + info tak perlu. Aku estimate paling panjang aku tengok dalam 2-3 meter untuk resit je. Perghh, memang pokok tak bole nak selamat la.

Jadi y'all, kalu bole bawakla beg sendiri gi shopping. Pastu gi kedai yang tak bazirkan resource. Lagipun hypermarket ni bukan murah sangat pun. Aku lagi suka pegi Tesco. Eh, ade advertisement pulak. Tesco tak baya aku ye. Pree ad je ni, dan lagi barang dier memang murah skit.

To Qas, please do contact me. Pronto.

Happy weekdays!!

Can I f*** you today? Erm, jap nak pikir....

I can't believe my eyes when I read the controversial stories regarding sodomy charges of you-know-who. The first day filled with HUGE bombshells from you-know-who's-been-sodomized. But honestly, this is where public media can't really hide the exact phrase that you-know-who's-been-sodomized said.

Adiela yang kini berada di U.K sila rojok akhbar di Tenet ye...I'm just worried you probably lost right now...hehe...

It's really freaking me out to write about this entry since the police probably a loyal follower of my blog.

Dah cukup takat ni...takut aku...

(Nama telah ditapis bagi mengelakkan aku you-know-what-will-happen)

Ade telepon canggih, sekodeng la...

Macam biasala aku kalu dah klua mestila cuci mata, bukan takat klua mata tengok lantai je. Lagi-lagi dah dok KL ni, lagi macam-macam perangai manusia kite bole nengok. Ini antara salah satu gamba yang dapat aku share ngan korang. Cuba klik pastu tengok bebetul. Ape pendapat korang? Haa, bagi aku agak berat sebelah la. Nape wanita bole cuci toilet laki tapi laki tak bole cuci toilet pompuan? Aku dapat gamba ni bile time tengok muvi kat Midvalley semalam. Hampir sume toilet ade pelekat ni, termasuk la jiran sebelah The Gardens.

Jangan coba nak cakap kalu laki jaga toilet pompuan kang kene sekodeng pompuan-pompuan yang gune toilet tu. Aku nak kencing pun segan kalu akak cleaner tu selamba mop tepi aku. Mane tau akak tu cuci mata ke, atau ade hidden kamera ke, mau jadi bahan porno kat Tenet. Tapi itula yang menjadi persoalan, gadis cuci toilet laki, sedangkan laki pun ade malu jugak. Dah la bowl kucil tu besa lagi terbuka, kalu laki sama laki tak kisah la, ni ade pompuan pulak. Segan beb.

Ha, ni lagi satu gamba menarik. Klik pastu perati bebetul. Kat satu simpang area Kelana Jaya ada papan tanda ni. Kau nak pegi Lebuhraya Persekutuan a.k.a Federal Highway? Kiri ke kanan beb? Tu yang buat aku garu kepala yang tak gatal (ayat novel huh!). Cemana aku nak pegi ek? Tak ke korang rasa 1 papan tanda dah cukup? Ni wat aku pening la.

Aku memang bergantung kat papan tanda kalu nak pegi memana pun. Yelah Google Map pun kekadang tak bole harap. Arahan susah nak paham, pastu jalan sume nak lalu highway je. Kopak la aku. Pegi sana-sini pastu nak hulur duit kat akak tol pulak. Huii, baik aku cari sendiri. Tapi papan tanda punye pasal, duit tetap kene hulur, kat kaunter stesen minyak...asyik sesat je...