Sori dik...hari ni Sabtu, tak gheti-gheti lagi?

Kalu aku kat Penang hari Isnin adalah hari untuk dok umah. Awat? Dah hari tu la banyak kedai kat Penang tak kasi beg plastik kalu kau beli barang sebab "No Plastic Bag" setiap Isnin. Penah sekali tu aku beli toiletries berlambak pastu pas baya akak tu selamba tolak sume barang-barang tu kat aku. Kutip la engkau satu-satu. Abisla satu Gurney Plaza nampak kau beli shampuu Rejoice, pewangi ketiak etc. Segan ya amat.

Kalu kat Selangor ni pulak hari dier ari Sabtu. Memang hari tu ramai la yang klua shopping complex angkut barang masing-masing macam baru je rompak kedai. Kalu IKEA lagi ganaz, haram tak bagi plastik dah tak kire la hari ape pun kau beli barang. Memang sah kau kene angkut lampu/tong sampah/hanger etc pakai bare hands jek.

OKla, memang aku faham sangat nape diorang ni kedekut nak mampos untuk kasi satu beg plastik pun. Beg plastik ni susah nak kene lupus. Satu je beg plastik amik masa 100 tahun untuk lupus. Kau pun belum tentu hidup sampai 100 tahun kan? Tapi la kan, ade satu mende aku nak share ngan korang.

Macam biasala, klik gamba sebelah kiri ni. Tengok bebetul. Ni resit satu hyperstore i.e besaaaa punyeee!!! kat Selangor ni. (Note: Name of the store has been erased to avoid any lawsuit against me, I got no lawyer y'all). Korang bole nampak yang aku beli satu barang je tapi resit kasi aku sampai 8 inci. Ni memang resit paling panjang aku penah dapat untuk 1 barang. Kedai buku B****** pemenang kedua bagi resit panjang giler. Aku pegi beli barang hari Sabtu jadi memang sah la takde plastik tapi nape resit dier panjang berjela? Aku bace resit tu memang penuh ngan info yang tak perlu macam Harge kami bla bla harga pesaing bla bla...tu je dah amik dekat 2 inci. Cakap nak save environment, tapi gune ketas macam nak rak. Tak ke korang rasa hypermarket ni tetap membazir sumber alam? Apedaaa...

Aku penah tengok kat Midvalley (yes y'all, kedai ni ade gak kat Midvalley...hint2) orang shopping barang groceries macam esok nak kiamat jadi korang bole la agak kan bape panjang resit dier dapat + info tak perlu. Aku estimate paling panjang aku tengok dalam 2-3 meter untuk resit je. Perghh, memang pokok tak bole nak selamat la.

Jadi y'all, kalu bole bawakla beg sendiri gi shopping. Pastu gi kedai yang tak bazirkan resource. Lagipun hypermarket ni bukan murah sangat pun. Aku lagi suka pegi Tesco. Eh, ade advertisement pulak. Tesco tak baya aku ye. Pree ad je ni, dan lagi barang dier memang murah skit.

To Qas, please do contact me. Pronto.

Happy weekdays!!

Can I f*** you today? Erm, jap nak pikir....

I can't believe my eyes when I read the controversial stories regarding sodomy charges of you-know-who. The first day filled with HUGE bombshells from you-know-who's-been-sodomized. But honestly, this is where public media can't really hide the exact phrase that you-know-who's-been-sodomized said.

Adiela yang kini berada di U.K sila rojok akhbar di Tenet ye...I'm just worried you probably lost right now...hehe...

It's really freaking me out to write about this entry since the police probably a loyal follower of my blog.

Dah cukup takat ni...takut aku...

(Nama telah ditapis bagi mengelakkan aku you-know-what-will-happen)

Ade telepon canggih, sekodeng la...

Macam biasala aku kalu dah klua mestila cuci mata, bukan takat klua mata tengok lantai je. Lagi-lagi dah dok KL ni, lagi macam-macam perangai manusia kite bole nengok. Ini antara salah satu gamba yang dapat aku share ngan korang. Cuba klik pastu tengok bebetul. Ape pendapat korang? Haa, bagi aku agak berat sebelah la. Nape wanita bole cuci toilet laki tapi laki tak bole cuci toilet pompuan? Aku dapat gamba ni bile time tengok muvi kat Midvalley semalam. Hampir sume toilet ade pelekat ni, termasuk la jiran sebelah The Gardens.

Jangan coba nak cakap kalu laki jaga toilet pompuan kang kene sekodeng pompuan-pompuan yang gune toilet tu. Aku nak kencing pun segan kalu akak cleaner tu selamba mop tepi aku. Mane tau akak tu cuci mata ke, atau ade hidden kamera ke, mau jadi bahan porno kat Tenet. Tapi itula yang menjadi persoalan, gadis cuci toilet laki, sedangkan laki pun ade malu jugak. Dah la bowl kucil tu besa lagi terbuka, kalu laki sama laki tak kisah la, ni ade pompuan pulak. Segan beb.

Ha, ni lagi satu gamba menarik. Klik pastu perati bebetul. Kat satu simpang area Kelana Jaya ada papan tanda ni. Kau nak pegi Lebuhraya Persekutuan a.k.a Federal Highway? Kiri ke kanan beb? Tu yang buat aku garu kepala yang tak gatal (ayat novel huh!). Cemana aku nak pegi ek? Tak ke korang rasa 1 papan tanda dah cukup? Ni wat aku pening la.

Aku memang bergantung kat papan tanda kalu nak pegi memana pun. Yelah Google Map pun kekadang tak bole harap. Arahan susah nak paham, pastu jalan sume nak lalu highway je. Kopak la aku. Pegi sana-sini pastu nak hulur duit kat akak tol pulak. Huii, baik aku cari sendiri. Tapi papan tanda punye pasal, duit tetap kene hulur, kat kaunter stesen minyak...asyik sesat je...

Mohon maaf...

Aku mohon maaf sebab manalah tau post aku ni menghentam sesiapa. Tapi memang aku nak komplen tentang beberapa isu:

a) Tukang bawak teksi kat KL ni memang takde adab ye? Main tuka lorong takde pulak nak bagi signal kiri kanan. Pastu nak bawak laju manjang macam nak kejar bola dari masuk gol sendiri. Tau la korang tau jalan satu KL ni, tak bermakna signal korang tu dah takde makna kat manusia lain. Kalu aku eksiden dek korang gila makan jalan tau la nasib korang. Warning!!

b) Aku ni selalu sesat. Minggu lepas pegi interview terjah Google Map jap nak tengok jalan mane aku patot amik. Tapi arahan dier amatla sengal. Orang panggil New Klang Village Expressway a.k.a NKVE tapi dier tulih Melayu plak jadi aku konfius. Arahan dalam English tapi part tu dia tulih Melayu pehal? Jenuh aku mencari Lebuhraya Baru Lembah Klang...tulih NKVE suda...

c) Line Celcom wat sial plak 2-3 ari ni. Nak call takleh, nak pakai 3G wat tenet pun takleh. Hadui, dah naik gila aku tak tau apa nak dibikin. Nak cek Facebook pun pakai henpon apa barang? Kecik adoyai...sakit mato den...haa dah cakap Negori nih, memang sah nak gila...

d) Interview dah pegi, bile diorang nak call amik aku keje? Tak tertahan aku menunggu ni...

Tu je aku nak komplen, ko ape citer plak Bedah?? Cepat aku nak denga pulak...

I don't watch news...what happened darl?

Wow, churches being attacked. If people involved there will be real-life MMOPRG. Half-Life in real life!!! Awesome. Nevertheless, I don't think it's necessary to fill anything for you. The single word can cause chaos in the entire nation. Bizarre. You wanna know what I think about all these silly incidents? Hear this...

Maybe 13th May 1969 will happen again. Who knows, with this kind of tension and so many extremists running around somebody might end up dead. But it is such irony when we are heading towards 2020, the year deemed to be advanced by Tun Dr. Mahathir. We are going backwards everyone. Violence seems to be the only way to solve problems. But hey everybody doing it. George W. Bush said so. Osama said so. It's a fashion really. In vogue, gracefully.

But being vogue doesn't mean you have to be stupid all the way. Only idiots would commit such barbarian acts. Those churches did not publish the newspaper contains that word. None of the priests nor follower published it. Why should they pay the high price? But still, words can be a deadly weapon or a powerful peace baton. Why don't we educated Muslims do the latter?

This is a disease that we have to cure, pronto. Taking it too much and put rational aside can destroy this nation. Brain supposed to be working to solve this issue. But looks like it's on the OFF mode for now. But wait...perhaps it's never gonna turn back on. Remember Beyoncé concert? Never happened...

For uneducated Muslims, please go educate yourself on how to stand up for our religion. Perhaps you never understood any of the content of our Holy al-Quran. You giving us a bad name over here. Other religion will think Islam is violence and overly sensitive. Don't you think it will cause long-term problems? Oh wait, you can't really think, can you?

This can be solved with discussion and understanding. If the court decide it's legal, then try other approach. Mind that the Arabic word is commonly used by Christians to describe God in such countries as Egypt, Syria and Indonesia, the world's largest Muslim nation. So if they can tolerate, why can't us? I must say I'm not agree with the word can be used freely but still if others can settle everything without violence involved then why must we?

This is why I hate watching news or reading newspapers. It makes me sick and worried about our very small nation. I think I should worry about my myself. Let them settle it.

Politicians that is...where art thou? It's your job bebeh!!!!

John Lennon said to me, it's cleanup time...

Rihanna told me to take a gun, put it on my head and pull the trigger. Life is like Russian Roulette. But then it's such a relief at first when I realized I'm no longer a slave to my 9-to-5 job. But after awhile, it's getting more depressing when December is ending. 2009, what have I achieved?

Of course, Oasis said Don't Look Back In Anger. I never get angry with my past decisions. It's just the wishing that I have right now. Yes, I wish I can turn back time and commit the opposite but I can't. The future is what I can change but I think I'm on the right path to achieve the life I wanted. I'm afraid I tell you. In three weeks I'm gonna try to migrate to KL and find a job there, if everything goes ahead as planned. I cannot tell you what am I gonna do if I failed again. For me life is only once, and we should make it as perfect as possible. So far 2009 didn't do me much good. So my only resolution in 2010 is to start my career. That's all. I'm not gonna listed what I'm gonna achieved in 2010. No pressure should be put on my shoulder when there should be only one thing that I should accomplished...

John Lennon said (Just Like) Starting Over. It is for me. A fresh start and I certainly don't wanna look back and grief. We should be strong and never quits easily. When you quit, you letting go a chance in your life. Sometime that chance might never come back. I experienced it several times. Chances I wish I didn't let go but now it's never gonna come back. So now, any chances that come my way I will embrace it with grace and of course thorough thinking is needed when I'm ready to let go...

The Beatles recorded With A Little Help From My Friends. Friends is definitely one key components in my life. Where would I be without them? Have you ever think how you would be alive without them by your side? I can't. Looking back, my friends are the best. They with me when I need them. How could I pay back all of you?...

Cheryl Cole said those 3 Words save her life. When can I say the same? In fact I'm quite embarrassed when one of my childhood friends asking me who is my current girlfriend. It was easy to find the answer for that question but it was a lie. It's not I cannot find someone. It's not I don't have time. It's only myself. I'm still not ready with this kind of commitment. Perhaps after my career is alive and kicking, those 3 words will save my life too...

Britney told me that Someday (I Will Understand). Circumstances in my life consumes much time to either erase them or getting over with. For some of you moving on is easy as ABC, like what The Jackson 5 sang. It was like ABC for me, but with continuation until XYZ. So much time and energy needed to move on. Until that day arrives, perhaps I will understand...

Bob Dylan sang that The Times They Are A-Changing. Things no longer like I've imagined it would be. They are changing. What we should do when they become something you no longer want it to be? It's adapt or die...

Ini biasa...

Aku kembali menganggur. Ape jadi? Aku dah gaduh ngan bos aku la. Sebenarnya dari hari pertama aku keja dah aku tak tahan ngan perangai dia ni. Hipokrit la aku kalu aku angguk je tiap kali mamat tu menyalahkan aku atas menda-menda yang kecik. Aku memang selalu cakap depan-depan dan teramat la jarang aku senbunyikan apa yang aku rasa. Tapi untuk masa depan aku terpaksa diam dan angguk je kalu kena marah walaupun aku tak tau. Hari Khamis lepas aku dah tak tahan. Terus-terang je aku cakap ngan dier, pastu angkat beg dan blah. Tapi kira aku keje la aritu sebab aku blah pun dah pukul 5 lebih.

Setiap orang ada had. Untuk semua benda. Jadi tahap sabar aku dah sampai. Bole kira lama jugakla aku tahan. Dekat 2 bulan. Haha, mungkin korang rasa pendek je masa tu tapi hanya Allah je tau seksa keja ni. Lagi satu sebab aku tahan kerana aku nak buktikan yang orang Melayu bole keje kat tahap tinggi. Kat ofis tu berapa ekor la sangat Melayu, apatah lagi carta organisasi. Melayu bole kata ramai keja kuli je. Jadi aku rasa aku adalah salah sorang wakil orang Melayu kat ofis tu.

Tapi apakan daya, aku memang tak bahagia keja kat situ. Semuanya sebab ex-boss aku la. Kerana dia sorang aku kene berenti. Berbaloi ke? Mestila, sebab dengan dia la aku nak mengadap tiap-tiap hari. Aku memang cemburu tengok orang lain seronok keja. Aku ni tak abis-abis kene bambu. Naik tensen la kalu hari-hari kena.

Aku tau susah cari keje sekarang ni tapi nak wat cemane, dari kene marah selalu baik aku cari keje lain. Aku tak kisah ape orang nak cakap, sebab diorang tak rasa. Nak cakap aku bodo berenti ke, tak bersyukur ke lantak hangpa la. Ingat aku kisah?? Hahaha...buat masa sekarang ni kene lagi praktis interview depan cermin. Korang yang tak lagi bekerja, enjoy la hidup korang.

Buat sementara ni, aku pun enjoy la.